Ignorance Exposed

Note: No exaggeration here.

With graduation comes the inevitable question, “What next?”. What I have experienced is that, unless your answer is “A job” or “Job then MBA” or just “MBA”, those eyebrows do narrow into a frown, or vanish into the hair often accompanied by widened eyes and the mouth blurts out various hilarious things which I have tried to put together here. Many of those things are just blaring examples of ignorance or as I like to see it; a success story in the continuous attempt by the media to brainwash the people. Oh Boy! They have done a splendid job.

The sadder or funnier part is these very people are the educated class, the newspaper-reading, tech-savy individuals or so I thought. So without any further ado, let me get started with whatever I have been told so far.

Aunty1: (On hearing I’m going to USA, she didnt wait to hear what for) Arre ! How are your parents sending a jawan ladki all by herself to the USA ? Wahan jaake pata nahi kya karogi ( WHAT THE…! )

Aunty2 : (On hearing its for higher studies) You can give CAT again you know, ek baar mein haar nahi maan-te. Dont run away to USA just because you didnt crack CAT the first time. ( Eh? When did CAT come into my scheme of things..people just assume CAT is just another exam as compulsory as the XII boards I guess).

Uncle1 to my dad: Why are you spending so much money on sending her to USA?If you want her to go to the states get her married to a US-settled boy, yahin kaam karne do.

Aunty3: Why didnt you join your job in Wipro? Its so much better than what you are opting for! (Hahahaa…I’ll tell that to the PSD, they’ll be thrilled)

Aunty4: Bina interview ya exam ke selection kaise hua? (Without interview or exam how did u get through) Management seats or what ? ( LOL)

Aunty5: (Now she was a sweetheart till I told her I’m going for an MS-PhD): OMG! PhD! Doctor?! Arey if you study so much which boy will marry you? ( There goes all the sweetness)

Uncle2: I never expected this from you, why are you wanting to be a professor ? ( I clarified that I never uttered the word professor) he continues ” A PhD means a professor only na? What other jobs do these people get?” ( Umm…)

Uncle3 to my dad : Now she will wear soda-glasses and be like those irritating scientists,hahahaha… (Hahah, very nice imagination)

Relative1: You didnt get any job ? Dont worry I have contacts and will help you out, just sit and prepare for ur CAT this year till then. (:X)

Relative2: Why do you want to study so much? You are a girl man, enjoy your life.

There were so many more but these responses stayed in my head. CAT forms the other other respectable career-choice followed by working. None of this is exaggerated and it is in fact downplayed since I didn’t convey the gasps or the mortified facial expressions. Of course there are those few people who are in fact happy with my decision and accept it wholeheartedly and genuinely ask me to enjoy or even help me by telling the hot research fields, but this is a snapshot of the general perception of the people.The word “marriage” is a hell lot prominent now and the USA factor giving it a special boost. Ignorance raises its ugly head in the most flummoxing manner.

Many a time, the way your IQ-estimate in their head plummets, leading them to hastily change topics to bollywood or weather is funny. Sad, but true.


9 thoughts on “Ignorance Exposed

  1. Reminds me of the time when I joined BITS Pilani- “Goa” Campus. Why are you going to “Goa” to “study”? BITS has a “Goa” Campus? It’s okay, they’ll all get over it! 😛
    Funny last line.

  2. Bataao na beta, management seat only na? Meri beti bhi college se nikalne vaali hai next year. And she is such a duffer I am sure she cannot clear CAT even if cut-off were halved for her. So if you could tell me how to go to US without entrance exam, your Aunty would be elated beta.

    PS: On a serious note – pretty enlightening post. Nicely written. 🙂

  3. @mike: 😀
    @Vidya: Lol, yeah I know. The “Goa” campus is still a mystery to many.
    @Aunty4: Haan ji aunty. Management seat only. It is too early now for her, please contact me in September-October, I will tell you how to send her without any test/interview. I’ll be glad to help you Auntyji. 😀
    On a serious note – Thank you 😀

  4. Its surprising, people tend to view CAT a little negatively in my surroundings :-/
    though not anywhere close to the reactions you got, many among my family and friends were thoroughly disappointed that i chose CAT over US of A :-/
    Anyway, who cares what people think, just go out there and do what you enjaai doin ! 😀

  5. Lol! This is the most hilarious post i read in a long time…I know,none of it is exaggeration…I wonder how uncle1 had the balls to suggest what he suggested!!
    Thanks so much for putting things to words;)

  6. hmm… weird ppl…this is all i can say…
    but can understand…situation isn’t much diff at my place.. ppl here had a problem with me living in delhi alone.. (considering the fact that this city is so unsafe)

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